Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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