Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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