so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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