Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He passed out mid-signature
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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