Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There are leaves in my underwear?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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