You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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