Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
