Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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