Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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