i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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