did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
this is an emotional support booty call
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
