btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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