that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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