i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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