You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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