Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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