Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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