And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
