did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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