If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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