He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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