seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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