Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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