belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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