no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
