I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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