Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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