M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
tell me about the fingering
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