ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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