Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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