i will never coherently bang her
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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