Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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