Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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