windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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