I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im six kinds of drunk right now
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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