Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
