I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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