Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I am available for nakedness
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