scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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