How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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