Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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