come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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