Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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