Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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