Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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