Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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