Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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