Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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