belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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