I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
